Well, it does in MAGAland, unfortunately.

Nah, get Hilary back in there. It’s finally her time again for reals.

Well, I mean. If it’s really true that ol’ Lonnie can’t get it up anymore because of a botched gender affirming operation, it would actually be a step up, since now she doesn’t need to fuck anyone.

“I could, but I won’t”

For anyone who’s only here for the click bait headline, here’s the seven words:

The Democratic Party in Florida is dead.

What a loser.

The Bobs don’t see any consequences, though, and they’re the ones to actually say the line.

Platypi don’t!

“Senator Elon Musk” is ambiguous phrasing. Obviously, what is meant is “Senator [that] Elon Musk”, but it could also have been calling Aparthiedman himself a senator.

Well, yeah. If they’re all dead, there’ll be no one to expel! /s

If you don’t have at least a million dollars, can you even be considered human? /s

Corporate media doesn’t give a shit, this is easy soundbites for them.

But he was gonna lower egg prices! 🙄

The fact that Biden didn’t immediately take advantage of that to purge the court for being blatant enemies of the republic was appalling.

That should have been obvious when they declared the president king.

True, although personally I think “America didn’t give enough of a shit to do even the bare minimum of voting” is no less damning.

Because if they legalized that shit we’d get to do it too without the cops busting out asses, and the entire point is to lord the fact that they can do whatever the fuck they want (and that we can’t) over us.

And that sucks for everyone who explicitly voted against this nonsense, but the simple fact of the matter is that many, many people didn’t care enough vote at all. Finding some schadenfreude in the latter’s upcoming woes, quite honestly, is a coping mechanism that ultimately causes no additional harm.

“No, John. You are the demons.”

And then John was a zombie.

I agree that the man is clearly off his rocker, but from a legal perspective, what matters is whether or not you understand that you have, in fact, killed a dude, and that this is in fact a bad thing. Having voices in your head telling you to do it is a completely separate issue. Again, this is my understanding as a layman, so any actual lawyers please feel free to tell me I’m full of shit.