I’m a simple man. I see Metroid, I click.

#3 is entirely why I’m skipping the Switch 2, when I’ve previously had every Nintendo console since the SNES.

Back in Control, all the stoplight did was teleport you back to the entrance if you moved on red. That’s way too easy for co-op though, so I’m sure Remedy changed it.

¿Por que no los dos? It’s not like you’re limited to only throwing one punch.

Centrists always side with fascists over leftists.

Instructions unclear, constructed a guillotine.

Well, it does in MAGAland, unfortunately.

Nah, get Hilary back in there. It’s finally her time again for reals.

Well, I mean. If it’s really true that ol’ Lonnie can’t get it up anymore because of a botched gender affirming operation, it would actually be a step up, since now she doesn’t need to fuck anyone.

“I could, but I won’t”

For anyone who’s only here for the click bait headline, here’s the seven words:

The Democratic Party in Florida is dead.

What a loser.

The Bobs don’t see any consequences, though, and they’re the ones to actually say the line.

Platypi don’t!

“Senator Elon Musk” is ambiguous phrasing. Obviously, what is meant is “Senator [that] Elon Musk”, but it could also have been calling Aparthiedman himself a senator.

Well, yeah. If they’re all dead, there’ll be no one to expel! /s

If you don’t have at least a million dollars, can you even be considered human? /s

Corporate media doesn’t give a shit, this is easy soundbites for them.

But he was gonna lower egg prices! 🙄

The fact that Biden didn’t immediately take advantage of that to purge the court for being blatant enemies of the republic was appalling.