Hey my Iowa neighbors! Do you really still believe at this point that your Republican reps have your best interests at heart? I would love to come over there and hit the river boats and shit again, but not while you keep voting for trash like this self-centered greedy cunt and old man Grassley. Treat yourselves better than this, you deserve it.

Love, Your cheese supplying friend.

Go back to Cancun and never come back asshole.

Don’t forget to include animal executions…

Hell yeah! Most of those greybeards in safe seats are just as bought and paid for as magas. Clean both sides up.

That’s just the new direct line to our great comrade Putties poot.

He’s gotta get his fiber from somewhere, it sure as hell isn’t coming from all the McDonald’s he eats…

Idiocracy was supposed to be a work of fiction, not a prophecy…

I’m down with leaving him on the feral kitty island with Fatty!

He didn’t rebel, it’s all a show to hide who he really works for.

Both parties suck. Both are corporate slaves, but one just happens to be openly pro-Nazi.