You would figure the lizard people would have better human disguise technology.

No, these are just the ones they couldn’t cover up.

His flight from Moscow was delayed.

Boris Johnson is Trump but with a vocabulary and slightly less ridiculous hair cut.

Pee Wee Himmler

He sounds scared.

That’s why Trump had him murdered

Satan take the wheel

Yeah some of us have to hand wash our wi-fi the old fashioned way.

There’s articles?

Wrong. Congress approved military action against Afghanistan and Iraq. They were lied to by the Bush administration but they did in fact approve both.

The radical leftists marxists communists won’t let us crush orphans anymore

Make Orphan Crushing Great Again

Trump 2024

That’s the most Mississippi thing I’ve ever heard today.

They have cars? Must be fucking nice! /s

They’re also cool with electing a sexual predator with 3 hooker wives and bangs porn stars. As puritans do.

So it’s okay to attack US Naval vessels without ramifications now?

Russia owns Republicans

If you so easily dismiss democracy you can easily dismiss the constitution also. Soon there will be no republic either.

In other news Musk opens pizzeria in Washington DC

They don’t let us say Merry krampusnacht anymore , can you believe that? Sad