So… The inflation increasing act?

Is your kink lockpicking lawyer?

Someone hasn’t returned the gaming group my library has for loans.

He just doesn’t have the cards

A dual resign from life? Yeah.

That’s toothpaste and you know it.

It’s already hard to tell his ass from his face, we might be there already

Bread and circuses you say?

That stops being a fan translation at that point. (It also opens the translator up to much bigger legal problems)

Offer them crayons, they might be hungry.

Is this why they all called him a pedo, because they were getting their stuff from that username?

Don’t do that to the horse, it’s immortal (phone decided I was not typing immoral and corrected me several times, so I guess this horse is immortal…)

So you’re saying if enough states decided to have federal referendums, it would take an amendment to remove that power from the states? (Really though, a court would squash that quick)

Only villains trust other villains to keep their word

Now it’s the time where he pushes up his glasses and gets serious. He’ll write a strongly worded letter.

Honestly? More scrutiny on the next votes would be a win.

I tried to ooze sarcasm, do I need more decimal points?

Nope, they are precisely, exactly, to the 5th significant digit, the same.

Honestly though, it was a trap. Vote yes and you’re thanking ice, vote no and you are worse than Hitler. There should have been more abstention votes.

It’s not probably?

Wrong president