TomAwsm

Keeping up with the Kardashians lmao

“Hurt” by Johnny Cash

I think it IS a consult, if you remove the “ons”.

Concepts of a process!

Nah, he can just tell a few more lies.

You should write for The Onion.

My European mind simply cannot comprehend that people accept this shit.

The myth was always about goldfish specifically, so the comparison to salmon seems disingenuous.

Google “En Poosant”

Here at Tegridy Farms…

Artificial scarcity go brrrrr

Fast food didn’t just stop being cheap, it also stopped being fast. Might not be the case for everywhere, but when they got the self-checkout screens they started making every order in order, and nothing more. Now if I order a single item, I still have to wait if there are many orders before mine. I miss the time when I could look behind the cashier and see what they had pre-made to get something immediately.

I was too distracted by the punctuation to really care about the cringe.

Duel of the Fates

Trying Futo now, but I can’t find the Bitwarden thing you mention. Any setting I have to enable?

RFK will be left holding his dick worm.

FTFY

IBS - Irritable Biden Syndrome

Does he like fish sticks?

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