I know an old woman who swallowed a fly…

Yes. You are describing a sandwich, not a hot dog.

Bourbon is only made in Kentucky!

Confections? Like donuts?

Same with the Lexus rx330

What do those two things have to do with each other?

But he’s an evil capitalist. If you aren’t fighting for violent communist revolution, you’re part of the problem!! /s

How old are you? The idea that you’re not going to vote unless you agree with a candidate on 100% of issues seems pretty unrealistic.

I have never in my life voted for a candidate that I completely agree with. And the ones I liked most tended not to do very well, because my opinions are not representative of the population at large.

If you’re waiting until you can find a candidate who has zero positions you don’t like, you’ll be waiting until you’re dead. Good job participating in democracy!

Why do you say that? The consensus seems to be that he is one of the best at what he does.

WE HAVE BACON EGGS AND SPAM SAUSAGE SPAM AND SPAM SPAM SPAM EGGS AND SPAM OR SPAM SPAM AND SPAM

But they need to sell bumper stickers to fund the campaign!

No heterosexual marriage allowed?

My point is that you did not account for how common each species is

Possibly, but which species are more common? Maybe poisonous mushrooms are 0.1% of the number of species, but 10% of the number of mushrooms growing.

I breathe oxygen, I’ve never died

I know, my phone has this feature and I think it’s pointless. Why do I need my screen to be on if I’m not using my phone?

Why? I have no reason for my phone screen to be on while it’s in my pocket

I thought that’s why they call it a hammer drill

Empirical means based on data. The word you are looking for is imperial.

Also, metric measurements are in base 10, so you have it backwards.

Mitsubishi mirage (if that counts as a car)