I think trolleys are fantastic modes of transportation.

Truth is a left-wing conspiracy! Facts are trash only used by Democrats!

I do that with liquor.

And when it comes to not knowing what the fuck you’re doing, he is highly qualified to speak on the subject.

This is why I haven’t gone to the movies in many years. Add in the people who just can’t keep off their phones for 2 whole hours (or put them on silent) and that convinced me to invest in higher quality home entertainment.

He’s such an ideal Bond villain. Unfortunately there was never a Bond film featuring the villain being a president because no one could imagine something so outlandishly heinous. Speaks to the quality of this timeline.

It’s funny how all of those voices that talked about jack booted thugs breaking down doors and then needing their 2nd amendment rights to protect themselves are so quiet now. I guess racism trumps all that.

There i$ no way Democratic politician$ would ever $uccumb to Elon’$ lure$.

Another high quality hire for a high quality administration.

Steve who?

The taco challenge!

They want: open the mouth

They’re going to stand up to him like Greg Abbott.

I prefer Canine Murderer Barbie, myself. Maybe Gravel Pit Executioner Barbie.

This is what reminds you: we are bugs on this planet.

He needs to make jobs for those South African immigrants.

I think if we all try, we can collectively forget all about it again.

Making comments like that is tasteless, but it looked like the guy was itching for a confrontation.

Benghazi ! Omg! Benghazi! Benghazi Benghazi! Benghazi!

Remember all that?

I know what he can do. Set up an Only Fans of him crying about how bad he has it. He can charge a dollar a month and before you know it, he’ll be able to pay some of his creditors.