Criminal

He argued in federal court today that members of native American tribes are not citizens.

Trump doesn’t pay his vendor invoices.

The person for whom the word prugly was created.

This is so med.

Sounds like something someone being paid by Trump backers would say. No rational person believes Trump is going to advocate for balance with Palestine more than Harris would.

Who lives on a plane?

If you want to be up for snitching on your old timey serial killing relatives, you do you but it’s not for me.

Yes. This is when you are really good at making your food last longer.

More than 20 minutes

Holding my breath from now on.

Looks like stone blocks but actually are giant chunks of cheese. Amazing!

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You’re just making it worse.

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

No worries. They are just going to have to post my religion’s commandments as well.

1. Thou shalt not be Republican
2. Thou shalt pee in the beds of Republicans, even if they are your parents
3. Thou shalt screech like a squirrel in a wood chipper whenever thou is in the presence of a Republican.

It’s not unless. It’s until, which has more implications.

Just turning it on in the modern age leaves it more infected than the town friendly when the aircraft carrier leaves port.

There weren’t enough tik toks in the article

Why do people think lip fillers make you look better?