That building was Albert Einstein

Uhh, I think you mean clearcoat goblins did this. Obviously. Don’t be ridiculous.

Hmm, 8 hours until I have to go to work? Better start pacing now…

Are we in the blast zone of the nuke?

Big CEO energy from this guy

Who knew the heart is a penis? Blessed be

Fucking FDA and big Pharma having a stranglehold on vitamins, exercise and su-…and …sunshine…

Jokes on them, we’re into that shit

Cheri Cheri lady, living in devotion!

Actually He started with lead. All life comes from lead. Praise the lead. It’s not lead poisoning, it’s lead salvation! Also Led Zeppelin is Christian rock and spreading the gospel.

Nice try trying to make me fold queen jack on the turn

Okay Mark Watney, let’s see you try!

You try growing avocados in the mountains

Racisto? Europians? What an absolutely outrageous accusation. Badgers on

I have to head off to work, can you give me a quick lowdown on this scientific meme definition?

Blacksmith got jacked by crankin his shaft-shaped horn.