Insulting the cops is protected by the charter under freedom of expression. The cops have to be nicer to us (in theory) then we have to be to them.

That’s some retaliation right there. These quokkas are so thin-skinned I could line them up and read through 'em.

Not in Canada, depending on how white and employed you look.

Where’s your shrimp?

She’s on her tank.

Don’t you mean in her tank?

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Even the most inexperienced cooks should at least have a gar licker and a spice weasel.

I love the way you put it in that last line.

Early abrahamic philosophers go over the god question like this, basically saying that if God/Yahweh/Allah exists and is all-powerful and doesn’t stop suffering, then he can’t possibly be good. Other religious philosophers figured life is a soul building experience, therefore the net good of making positive choices is greater than if everything was perfect by default.

The way the problem is set up in Pluribus is insanely well done.

Tell me more.

Jesus Christ. Can you tell us more?

How did they fuck up dying?

Can you say where/what they called themselves?

What was the most batshit crazy part of it?

Plus mosquitoes.

This one is too slow :(

Dealer’s choice.

Every. Time.

Make it 25 and a brooding were-spider pharmacist into shibari.

Oh, to be a sexy, polygamist bonobo.

Wait, THIS is what people are talking about when they say the devs are transphobic?

The dev admitting he said stupid shit in private, supports human rights for everyone, and his personal views should have nothing to do with his work?

Consider the first rule of the Lemmy code of Conduct is:

We are committed to providing a friendly, safe and welcoming environment for all, regardless of level of experience, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, personal appearance, body size, race, ethnicity, age, religion, nationality, or other similar characteristic.

Let’s examine that.

The points on Who’s Line don’t matter, as a rule - but they do matter because they give the rankings at the end of the show. If the points really didn’t matter, we wouldn’t know about them. “Points” wouldn’t be a subject on the show, and yet they come up at the end of every skit. One person even tallied them up. The points mattered to them, a lot.

Anyway, do you have information or were you just itching to make that quip?

All the missing indigenous women in Canada say otherwise.

But you’re right, homicide rate is a great indicator of violence in society. London is much more densely populated and interconnected while Canada has lots of places to hide bodies.

As are the rules of most instances.

They airdrop baby parts that grow into genitals to have sex with themselves to make themselves, if I recall correctly.

All the humans live in the U.S. and Brazil.