ICE recruited them first.

Didn’t they all perish shortly thereafter from a disease spread via unsanitary telephones?

I think they meant allegedly.

In my experience the bookmark button is essentially the, ‘This is interesting and I’ll check this out later but never really will’ button.

Now, I have a thousand unsorted bookmarks that I am ashamed to look at and half of them are decade old dead links.

Everyone is different, though. A sane person could categorize different bookmarks into relevant sub folders and review/clean them out monthly.

I’m not that person.

I’m imagining a break future where, in order to access data from a website you have to pass a three tiered system of tests that make, ‘click here to prove you aren’t a robot’ and ‘select all of the images that have a traffic light’ , seem like child’s play.

Don’t have a cow, man

Slappers only!

Ah, I’d forgotten that Vine was independent at first. Thanks for the correction.

They had one years ago called Vine.

I remember that being an ok way spend a smoke break, I couldn’t imagine living on it the way people use shorts/Tik Tok. The algorithm must be way more intense now.

‘If I get rid of the people that don’t like me, my score will go up!’

Same family as ‘Daddy Long Legs’? From my colloquial knowledge they eat mosquitos, so pay them no mind if your tent is crawling with them.

That’s why my ear is so itchy.

An app that would draw up a similar map for any word you plugged into it would be endlessly fascinating to me.

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

Does Kohl’s even need an overnight stocking shift these days? As far as I know they are basically an Amazon delivery/return counter that always has jeans on ‘sale’.

Huh! No idea it was a cover. Til, thanks!

‘Cleveland Rocks’ by performed by the lovable goofballs The Presidents of the United States of America.

Edit: Correcting my wrongness.

‘Daaaamn, Gina.’

(Elon buys GoFundMe)

: Makes angry eye contact and points to door: