The wolves were supposed to be the bouncers at the hip new club “Yellow Stone” and they were shirking their duties and started working at a different club called “The Underworld.” Because they weren’t there to stop those horny bastards, they fucked all those trees. It’s called wood for a reason, amirite? /s
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The stale bread is fine for expansion. It’s the expansion into edible bread that annoys me.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant | CNN Politics9·1 month agoShe smells worse, but damned if she isn’t so much nicer.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump fumes that he ‘can’t even go after’ January 6 investigators pardoned by Biden4·1 month agoHe’ll go after their loved ones to get at them. He’s a moron, but not everyone in his sphere is. Plus, they have playbooks from other fascists to follow. They’ll figure this tactic out.
Yes, it’s called the present, and the Neanderthals have control of the White House.
I usually do mine solitarily.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•DOGE goons physically drag social security worker from desk2·2 months agoThe distinction they are making is that it wasn’t nothing, it just wasn’t nearly enough. Woefully so. However, some people tried, but the assholes were already installed to stall and block the attempts. There were legal processes being followed, but the right was not faithfully doing their jobs. This was because they were specifically installed in those positions to not do the right thing.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•DOGE goons physically drag social security worker from desk2·2 months agoWhy would you do that to those leeches? I speak, of course, of the annelids, not the terrible humans leeching off of us.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Ice can conduct enforcement actions in places of worship, US judge says8·2 months agoVery good. Now, same or different: fire and ice?
Yes, equal to 3 thermals or 6 splinters.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Journalist publishes every damning text from war plans leak15·2 months agoAgain, how likely do you think that is?
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump says he wasn’t the one who invoked Alien Enemies Act: ‘Other people handled it’7·2 months agoHe and the people propping him up. There are a fair number of them.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump threatens to send American citizens to El Salvador prison3·2 months agoThe left doesn’t advertise their gun ownership or preparedness the way the right does. Also, if society breaks down, firearms might be useful, but the ability to source food, clean water, medical attention, and safe temperatures will probably be even more important.
They can pry my butter churn from my cold, dead, and greasy hands.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•'Dictator s**t': Trump's middle-of-the-night meltdown nulling Biden pardons is slammed11·3 months agoAssassination is not going to work. The line of succession is pretty shitty.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Musk immediately calls for judges to be impeached after DOGE rulings15·3 months agoThen, he’s a moron and he deserves to be bilked out of his money. Fuck him.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•An unelected billionaire is gunning for Social Security. Get Musk out, now.3·3 months agoWhat does that entail? They will only air what they want.
This reminds me of a song I like called “The Piano that Jack Filled.”