Fuck, not again! That guy needs lard dipped burgers with extra cheese.

30 years from now we’ll all be roofers. And it’ll be a good time for roofing since so many new roofs are going to be leaking by then.

Could they find were the other planes are too?

Yeah, what’s next? Walking checkpoints? …commissioner, the next guy is walking funny! Stop him? What? Earphones? Ah yeah, it’s just music.

That’s the part of the fish that makes him ugly:

To make photo prints of her face simply apply the paper evenly rubbing it on her face for a few seconds then carefully pealing the paper and setting it to dry under a fan. That makeup crust is good for 1000 copies. Just keep it moist or it will dry up like any other ink jet system. Not sure why anyone would need 1000 images of her makeup but one shouldn’t ask too many questions.

Also please use google maps:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/GY88ymDx6TkiZ1Dx9

That’s a school made into gravel.

When she’s back… Let’s say it happens in 16 years… If trump is still around, he’s gonna regret that one pretty specifically. Hopefully the family is OK and can stay afloat.

Soon: On other news Chinese company wahweii (the i is silent) has now released software to develop semiconductors and Chinese university Nahwaydoode has begun operations in 35 countries including 100 sites in China.

Going back in time could be really confusing.

Hey, I hear Mani Pacman Pacquiao is coming back into the ring. I hear he’s old and heavy now. I totally bet a 78 year old good looking and slightly tanned man could defeat him now! Totally! But nah! I don’t think trump would have the balls. He’s too tall. Cat cat Kittie cat!..oh I mean Taco Taco, Kittie Taco! Imagine Trump after defeating Pacman… A big handsome lightly tanned man, being president… Suddenly a fig fellow approaches. Crying that big fellow. Big and crying and he says. Says. He says. Says. Mister president! I watched the fight and you were great. No actually he said greatest! He said, you are the greatest! God bless America. De greatest. He said. Crying. He said. Said. Would you please Mr President, please. Would you please live through another presidency? You who totally did actually beat Mani with your own colossally large fists!

“Hantaviruses are found throughout the world, including in the US. North and South America are home to “New World Hantaviruses,” which cause cardiopulmonary syndrome, while countries in Europe and Asia have “Old World Hantaviruses,” which cause hemorrhagic fever and renal syndrome.”

The proper answer is don’t even touch that xit. It could be a front for automatic AI installs or something where you learn that you can opt out of it but 5 years after they stole the data.

Microsoft is a totally evil company and so is meta, yahoo and Google.

Specially now that the meteorological system is composed of a guy sitting on top of a high raise just watching for clouds. Sure we got thousands of Tesla racist internet satellites. But weather, that’s a two person team…the person looking for clouds and the woman in the news pointing at fake clouds on the OLED screen.

Most of lithium batteries is aluminum with some copper and the magic black paste on either side of the electrode foil. Not sure if the foil is mostly copper or if its copper coated aluminum.

I changed it to paint jobs:

Johnson grabs his brush with pride, But colors run and lines collide, Walls look like a wild parade, The world’s worst paint job ever made.

(Verse 2) His son watches, eyes so wide, Learning how not to paint inside, Drips and splatters on the floor, A masterpiece of messy lore.

(Verse 3) One day maybe he’ll get it right, Till then they laugh through every sight, Johnson’s art, a funny crime, A painted tale for all of time.

Evil Steven Colbert.

The problem is they can’t find enough racists who happen to have that background… So south Africa white people who used to have servants is where they’re at. I got German, English, Italian, Netherlands and Spanish friends and they are very nice people.

Well said.

Maybe one day I too would purchase a presidential position.