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apocalypticat@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Job Interview Question for Team Lead Position9·3 months agoIn this scenario, you probably wouldn’t want the idiot to be the last to leave the old project. Leave the bore for last, to wrap it up. Also, introducing the bore last to the new project allows the whole team to learn from the idiot’s mistakes, for which the asshole is well aware of by that time.
apocalypticat@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Bezos deletes 'LGBTQ+ rights' and 'equity for Black people' from Amazon policies41·5 months agoDon’t worry guys, all these corporations will bring back those pretty rainbow logos for Pride Month™ and all will be forgotten.
“Bat drip” does not sound like something I want anywhere near my mouth if I’m being honest.
apocalypticat@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles10·7 months agoDamn! Can this person normally see inside their own brain without those things?
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apocalypticat@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•No sex. No dating. No marriage. No children. Interest grows in 4B movement to swear off men12·7 months agoSo … to shower other progressives with love so pure it makes the incels want to join the movement? I honestly think love’s the way to go. Leave the hate for the far right, and show the world the beauty that caring and kindness can achieve.
apocalypticat@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•US restaurant chains see profits collapse as Israel boycott bites15·8 months agoReasons to boycott:
Supporting genocide in Gaza; Supporting starvation wages; Slave labor in supply chains; Animal cruelty; Decimation of local businesses; Unhealthy processed food; And so on …
It’s gotta be just the contents, no? Otherwise I imagine they’d slice up their stomach on all those razor-sharp teeth.
I’ve got about a thousand of those bad boys on the right! Mint condition, although they’ve been unboxed.
Great job! Now that you took days to produce the latest figures, can you change them completely in order to match this other figure our colleague haphazardly made because reasons?
apocalypticat@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump: ‘I Need the Kind of Generals That Hitler Had’10·8 months agoLook no further:
Yeah this joke goes much deeper than I thought when I first commented.
If they’re using MATLAB, wouldn’t the index start at 1?
Dang! She’s got legs like tree trunks.
You’re assuming the blade would be thinner than the nucleus, at the very least.
apocalypticat@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•These motivational messages on the computer screen in an emergency department hospital roomEnglish3·10 months agothis would unironically make me feel like I succeeded
Sure, but this is the true source of his power and cunning ability.