This code is going to make me have a stroke. What language is this? Why does the game object have an internal bug tracker implementation? Does the game force itself into wishlists? If yes, why stop at 7000?

I know I shouldn’t get so mad at a random internet joke but this one makes me twitchy.

What if your monitor has a bullet hole you want to avoid looking at?

I’m so sorry, I can’t imagine how you bear it