I’m going on a self-imposed challenge to be a millionaire…

Mission accomplished, how do I get my own article now?

All the examples I could think of have been recent acquisitions… which means they just haven’t soured… yet. Sadly its inevitable.

Police auction old cruisers and explorers all the time. For some reason each department gets shiny new ones every 2 years.

They are usually stripped of most LE equipment but many still have the bumpers and hookups for light bars. Wouldn’t take much to get it looking legit again.

Some people do just to fuck around with other people.

Whats the name of the party? The DNC needs a new target for its giant piles of money.

• This protest brought to you by the Monsanto Corporation.

Mine too! I’m enjoying your media server right now.

/s

Honey, I was reviewing the new interns pull request. She was having a real hard time. We kept pushing and pulling until we eventually found ourselves getting that commit all over the codebase. Needless to say it won’t happen again, it was a one night standing review.

Mentally handicapped makes a lot more sense because I have never seen one of those things drive normally.

Some of them are raging right now at the idea that not everyone who hates cars wants to live in an apartment.

Its like liberals screaming when they findout you can be a liberal and a gun owner.

Or conservatives when you express socialistic rights while also limiting government.

A circlejerk community where facts are thrown out the window. Doesnt matter where its hosted, social media just going to keep doing what its doing.

Must be nice living amongst celebrities that would literally rebuild an entire town to its original glory.

Meamwhile in Seattle, the home of billionairemakers the place could burn down over night and we’d see sleeping bags for sale from Amazon and Microsoft would offer you a month of free bing then Boeing would giveaway free flights on a faulty jet to Spokane.

I love everything but I hate everyone.

Fly when your kid normally sleeps. Practice having them sleep on you. Motrin for kids.

I always book late night / red-eye when travelling with kids / grandkids. For some magical reason I cannot comprehend, they sleep nearly the entire flight.

Next time you cross just carry an ir strobe and IFF NATO friendly panel on your hood. Should be good to go.

Also it costs far too much for the owner to reprint all those menus with higher prices. And to update all the food delivery apps… fuhgeddaboudit

Did anyone else feel like the name Woogie is kind of racist but when it came out of Keith Davids mouth you realized it must not be?

Next time you wank it just have a pre wank and youll find out.

Americans are merciless serial killers?

Wait, dont answer that.