I know he’s not going anywhere, but we’ve all seen how fragile his ego is, so you know it’s hurt his feelings.

I’m generally very sensitive to seeing people sad or upset. But there are a select few demons out there that it gives me pleasure. Small victories

It’s gotta hurt bad to be rejected by the likes of Trumps cabinet. Lol

He’s excited to put some millage on his new $400 million bribe

That’s probably for the best. In a country with 80 million people that are dumb enough to vote for Trump, we really shouldn’t be taking people from other counties insane asylums

/s

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Hoping someone rapesius their dead corpsiuses real soon.

Jk, not advocating murder…

You think those underpaid hardware store employees are gonna try and stop you from walking out with one?

In before “Not for sale!? Well, military force it is then”

Nah, they’re just gonna level the redwoods, and other national parks. Fire maintenance of all those matchsticks or some bullshit

Watch Trump appoint Richard Spencer or some other alt right bro to run it

BuT HUnTeR BIdENs LAPTOP!!!

And they’ve turned an LA street gang, MS-13 into an international terrorist organization…

They be loading those deportation planes up with coke coming back from El Salvador to celebrate another successful round of human rights violations

Up next at the top of the hour on CBS, we discuss how water is wet…

Sounds like a good idea. Not that it’ll stop them when they declare the insurrection act

That hillbilly is one of their own. Skibidi Ohio Rizz

They’re honestly one of my favorite 90’s bands. All the way to Lifers, as I am!

Here Comes the Zoo was the last I’d put up there with AGAD and Pack up the Cats.

I saw them right at the end of lockdown in like 22, and they still got it

Underrated band!

Right!! Never thought I’d be siding with a Koch. I’m feeling dirty now, gonna go take a shower…

White people are scared shitless of becoming the minorities

Edit: There are obviously many reasons, but I grew up with a mother that was addicted to fox entertainment/church, and they’ve been freaking out about it for at least thirty years.