1. if there’s a god he or she or they are not benevolent. They fucking hate our ass to no end.

2. that’s pretty much it. The rest is dumb people dancing around the fire thinking the god will stop wars for them or make it rain. Just people showing up to a big man made cave to tell each other’s sins so they can keep doing them.

And that’s the top two full list of Everything you’d want to know about a god. Remember he basically gave us all the current events from the US to ruzzia to Israel. That guy did that. You want more? Keep praying. Where’s my lottery? I’m almost dead and I still haven’t won the lottery yet.

I love prickly pear wine soda!

Oh fuch! C’mon man! We want anything else than Orange leader, but not repeats. I’m tired of repeats. The law should say “no repeats”.

It’s National. That’s a fantastic word for “I haven’t the faintest idea from what rabbit asshole I will be pulling a full rolled up plan from, but believe me, I will.”

I use it at work all the time. It only works when the thing you’re doing hasn’t ever been done before.

Fluffy! No! It’s Aunt Marlin again!

Feynman 100% as a man of the scientific community, I love having someone draw ridiculous diagrams to teach even crazier things.

Its a zero win. I would have eaten this because I’m vegan. Meat eaters would prefer normal meats. Now I go back to just beans. Fuck rather I won’t even say what I eat. That way the retards leading this stupid Rednoseance won’t ban whatever I plan to eat next. Heck you know what? I’m totally going to eat beef. The most expensive kind of beef and chicken. Yeah! Totally. I’m a vegan and I will go eat the most popular meats out there!

Stephen Colbert was talking about George Brush and Al Gore. He was still at the daily show part time and John Stewart was leading.

Lazy mexirice: get a cup of rice or whatever amount you like, pour it over a hot pot already coated in hot olive oil. Shake it or stir the rice continuously in high heat. Keep looking at the oil wet rice. It will go from being fully clear to an opaque white. You can stop at white or continue until they get a more toasted brown orange color. At that point pour a good amount of ketchup from a squeeze bottle. Immediately following that with a cup of hot water. Now lower the heat fill the pot with enough hot water to cover the rice,. Finally cover the pot and wait 20 minutes. Add water if it dries too much.

You could toast a tomato and then add onions and such, buy ketchup is the lazy way. I do add some garlic powder.

Shit is that my computer’s rear end? I haven’t looked in there for years! There could be intelligent rats back there pretending to be AI.

I don’t actually want to meet anyone. But if I did, I would start a city specific channel so that people could search and find “us” easily.

I cook beans and rice regardless of how its going. Nothing can beat that. And you can add anything you want, which makes beans really flexible.

Thinking.

Maybe next time around?

You’re probably thinking ew! Who would ever want that? They must have worked hard on the marketing side!

Well there was nothing better and everyone had a TV. So they had normal TV commercials for it.

Windows.

The lithography machines could easily be reverse engineered… Mechanically… Only to find out just how complex the rest of the system is just to get it to even work making crap level chips much less anything respectable near the 3nm level. That would be hilarious. Like when the US left a bunch of helicopters and one of the revel factions got a hold of them…yey! We got the helicopters! Only to find out the helicopters aren’t the thing that holds power. Barking up the wrong tree.

Montana, yeah definitely Montana. Sure! Here are some reasons why visit Montana to hide actual places I’ve been to which I would not like to get ruined by tourism…

I just think that if you have the option between this and the old style, it may be totally fine picking either option.

While an ignorant rober is trying his luck at trying to open your door a smart one is already gone with your stuff and the police already blasted your door open. I would just get a normal key.