The only thing at the time that can help you is taking a bath or immersing your junk in hot water so it relaxes everything and makes you reflexively pee

Matthew Perry mystery solved!

Oh I don’t either. They imagine they know what their bibles say just like they imagine they know what the Constitution says.

So much for those “Judeo-Christian” ideals:

You shall neither mistreat a stranger nor oppress him, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.

-Exodus 22:21

The stranger who dwells among you shall be to you as one born among you, and you shall love him as yourself; for you were strangers in the land of Egypt…

-Leviticus 19:34

Therefore love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.

-Deuteronomy 10:19

One would think if three of the first five books of both the “Judeo” and “Christian” Bibles repeat the same instruction, it’s probably important.

Paramount still wants to be bought out by Skydance, and they need regulatory approval for it to happen.

This isn’t “mental anguish” it’s a mob shakedown.

More goddamn Floridiots…

Gonna love seeing Alito and Thomas try to argue that in this one very specific and limited case it’s perfectly fine for Congress to abdicate its Constitutionally appropriated powers to the executive branch.

BAH GAWD KING, THAT’S THE CORPSE OF ITT TECH RISING FROM THE DEAD!

Hey, be fair to the guy. He only voted for all the ways Trump promised to hurt the people he didn’t like, not for the ways Trump promised to hurt him.

Thing is, this isn’t a “gotcha” to them. Their default assumption is “American = more qualified than anyone else” because they’re goddamn ignorant racists.

No one who is not American will ever be qualified in their eyes.

That’s the reality of America’s FPTP system.

If you did not vote for Harris, then you helped (directly or indirectly) Trump get elected.

Grains of rice don’t live, don’t love, don’t build relationships and societies with each other. People do.

Take your ice cream koan elsewhere.

It’s God punishing the queer and homo lovers in

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Deep red southern Kentucky!

Walmart made BILLIONS OF DOLLARS last year, far more than expected.

Under Joe Biden’s absolutely terrible, awful, most baddest saddest America-lastest economy?

No…?

he said you deserve to be let go. An opinion most of your country agrees with.

Too bad they didn’t share that opinion on 11/5/24.

Too bad they didn’t share that opinion on 11/5/24.

A Justice should have no loyalty but to the law.

First time reading about the GOP?

Why Amy? You and five other justices lied about Roe in your confirmation hearings. Bit hypocritical to assume Trump’s admin shouldn’t lie in court, isn’t it?

Clearly if the Founders didn’t want SCOTUS the President to be given an RV airplane, they would have said as much!

-Clearance Thomas

So much of what the courts are ruling Trump can’t do could simply be legalized by Congress.

Almost as if the GOP wants to treat Trump like a king, and cry about it when the courts don’t acquiesce.

Or they’re a bunch of cowardly bitches who don’t want to take the blame for doing the unpopular things they actually want done, and are happy to let Trump be the face of shitty GOP policy.

Or, most likely… Both.

I didn’t mean Trump wanted Leo.

I meant he has so destroyed the international standing of the US that the College of Cardinals don’t see American influence as being an issue any longer.

So Trump was responsible for Pope Leo, just not in the way he wants to be.