Jfc I missed this one. Is it bc we glorify them? Or do they get where they are bc they’re always like this deep down?

Delete his fucking job too. Disgusting animal.

Yeah that makes sense. He’s not indicted, so he’s not technically in Federal turf yet at that point, is that right?

What I’m up to? Trolling? PD and feds don’t work on deportation together. I call a dispatcher and tell them I see an armed abduction, they’re going to send someone.

Literally taught my son about Prince Philip a few hours ago. And learned domains is a thing now. Wish I could show him this for the serendipity but def no lol

Was thinking about the lack of expression, but the head up in spite of the balance challenge kinda does make em look ready to fuck someone up

Habbitica

First BBS in like… 86? 87?

Simple. Everything was simple.

Tbh this is my plan if I see them, but starting with the calling 911 about the masked gunmen abducting my neighbor.

Why did Walz make a point of saying local cops did the cuffing, taking over from FBI?

The laughing? Yep!

So strange to me. In my personal life by chance, of my veteran friends, the Marines are the smartest by far. But bias bc most of them I know from my nerd high school, and other branches vets from non nerd life.

Read that as “care” in notifications and was like, “wow! He hated peanuts and the guy was named after-” click “oh… ha. Good dad joke tho.”

George Washington Carver over here

I feel like the evanescence reference is lost here

The irony that they’ve made money on his trauma for years

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Compliments the rejection sensitivity of ADHD. Kind is values. Nice is demeanor.

Californians are nice: oh, hey my lovely friend! I know I like totally promised to help you move today, weeks ago, but see, I realized this thing about my boundaries, and mercury is in retrograde, so I need to finish this chapter in my book today. But we should totally connect for a tea or hike in a few months when you’re settled in! Can’t wait to see the new place, so stoked for you!

New Yorkers are kind: hey, asshole, watch what the fuck yah dooin ova hea! Second Street? It’s right ova thea ya fuckin mook - lemme hole’ja grocuhrees faw yuh and help ya cross tha street. Nah, get outta hea - don’t be a fuckin asshole, it’s only 15 blocks outta my way.

Source: lived adult life between both

Be Israel? Lol… how old are you? If we’re keeping the convo to our neighbors in our economic stranglehold, Google Central America in the 20th century. We export this culture.

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