Can confirm.

Now, I just need to know why my calculator needs access to my contacts.

Is this what “dead cat bounce” means?

Did I fucking say that?

I did, a few weeks ago.

I’m part of that 5% thay says she aint left enough.

3 referrals. 2 from psych, 1 from medical to confirm they have been receiving long-term hormone replacement therapy.

For a nose job. The thing that cis folks don’t need ANY sign-off for.

You may have mixed cause and effect here. Marines crave crayons and will eat anything crayon shaped.

The Irish!

The lizard men have dirt on Trump and installed one of their own as his VP in order to assert more direct control on the front-facing side of the government?

Too bad the shadow government won’t cooperate because Donald’s a prick.

The only person who can actually convince the shadow government to act in the interest of the people is Kamala.

vote kamala for shadow government envoy (president)

Out of the hundreds of judges, over 97% were born on Earth.

All 97%, and all of the remaining 3%, have lived on or in the orbit of Earth for the past three consecutive years. Their financial records indicate that their income is primarily from terrestrial sources.

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, I swear, but I think Trump had a minor stroke. That’s exactly what it sounds like.

We’ll see in future appearances, I guess.

Imagine hitting that fast ball

Potatoes aren’t usually blue

It’s a close-up shot; the planet in this photo is actually much bigger than Australia.

If this is genuine, I think we should accept him at his word.

Well, nice things don’t last forever

My understanding is that in a porn folder one of fictional well endowed characters was apparently supposed to be under aged. I also understand there were numerous horses.

🐎🐴🎠

Guy in the picture is an online politics streamer and has a running “joke” that he’s a pedophile.

AFAIK he’s not and there’s no real evidence supporting it. He is, however, a horse botherer.

Back when the war in Ukraine started someone faked a news story about the “Karkiv Kid Finder”, which got some attention. https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/cnn-did-not-tweet-a-story-about-the-kharkiv-kid-finder-idUSL2N2VB0UM/

Eventually, the tectonic plates will be rearranged such that Oklahoma is no longer on the surface of the Earth.

No mixed feelings.

I wish there was more wind.

I like wind.