If you’re ballsy enough, Westboro Baptist church Barbie.

It’s big sneezer trying to control when and how you sneeze, we must claim back the sneeze!

Yeahnah.

Wait, you can buy one now?

Everything’s better when it’s free and they’re right, that’s why I’m a house burglar now!

Dumbass… You’re supposed to shit into tiny tubes and sell them at raves… People have no business sense anymore.

Yeah, if you hate yourself.

Imma go with heat, it’s hot as hell up there. Also, maybe we didn’t want to talk to the rest of you lot, we’re too busy having barbies and skulking back some cold beers.

Jinx what? Everything’s fucked right now.

The ships sinking and on fire, yeah the water will put it out eventually, but we’re still sinking.

A few weeks ago people got reminded that votes aren’t private, so a few people have probably stopped downvoting stuff as much.

Hey! I hated Coldplay way before that shit happened, plus them outing a shitty ceo actually made them slightly cooler.

CAAANNNNOOOONNNNNBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!

Mariah Carey is an alchemist.

Both Red Dead Redemption and Red Dead Redemption 2 made me cry.

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Build a giant maze with a plate of coke on one side of the map and Hunter Biden’s laptop, then make Don Jr run though it making him choose between cocain or laptop.

It’s lived past is expected use case a set of headphones should be, this is reality bleading though your headphones.

Or you could speed it up, get it over with.

Get both and have a Benzien night, see how badly you can fuck your life up while asleep.

We don’t buy games in this house, we pirate them.