Not necessarily in this timeline. Each time I think this is the worst that can happen, he hands someone his beer 😕

Elon to start handing out “winner” cheques only after his favourite wins next time. Or he’ll be offering 5mil cheques for the next one he wants elected. The man isn’t short of money, these amounts are rounding errors for him.

Spoiler alert…

Yep. They’ll demand loyalty from you, but not return it. The second a new CEO arrives, they’ll want to show improvements on the bottom line. Fastest way to “save” money is to sack some people.

Unless you’re in sales, you are a line item in a cost centre. Your salary is a dollar value they can save if they get rid of you.

HR exists to protect the org, not the individual people in it.

If you’re looking for loyalty, get a dog.

His certainly was.

It was just in case 😉

Personally I think he’ll try and extend term lengths too.

There won’t be any other presidents, just successors

Bold of you to assume there’d be more elections…

/s

“We didn’t vote for Felon. Wait, ok, not that Felon”

Oh well. Too late now. In 2 months they’ll be in the Find Out part. For at least the next 4 years.

Gina Rhinehart has entered the chat…

That sounds more like a Canadian badger

Was it the same badger?

😲

American badger is a wolverine? Genuine question.

They’re the epitome of “Glory Days”, all peaked in high school

Definite Handmaids Tale vibes

Because some of them mentally never left high school. So they pick 'insults" that were “funny” and made them “cool”, back when they peaked, and those appeal to the rest of the faux-news followers who did the same.

Melisandre?

Came here to say this. How will they shut him up? The people who came to hear him talk will want to hear his word salad gospel, no matter how long he yammers for. She won’t be able to get a word in.

And based on what happened with Hillary Clinton, there should also perhaps be a demand that he stay put at his lectern and not be allowed to walk around the stage/behind her…