Hot take: all artifacts should be located in the most geopolitically stable area possible

Hotter take: un peacekeepers should protect world heritage sites with weapons-free orders

What is a tree?

If strawberries do not have nipples, then where does strawberry milk come from?

duh doy

Not that it’ll stop them from trying but the constitution does say you have to be a natural-born citizen.

Who’s on worse drugs?

If I’m being honest I read the one sentence, thought “oh that’s really funny in light of the top comment,” came back to share the bad news, and forgot about the article entirely.

I have some bad news about the first sentence in the article

They are quite similar, to the point that redbacks are sometimes called “Australian black widows” over here

Ah, but if we’re splitting hairs then we must consider that none of the wee beasties in the image are true bugs.

You theoretically could make the cash tips just disappear. The computer where I work guesses based on a rolling average of your card tips and it’s usually pretty close. Which suggests to me that if anyone went snooping they could key in to the statistical anomaly of your curiously low cash tips rather easily. At the end of the day you’re rolling the dice.

Personally I do report, partially because I don’t want to piss off the IRS if they ever do take an interest in me but mostly because I don’t qualify for housing assistance even without reporting them and nobody will rent to me unless I do report them because, get this, I don’t earn an extra $3 for every $1 the rent goes up, especially not in wages. I am actually kind of jealous of apparently everyone else in the industry who somehow get approved for apartments despite making half of what they’re supposed to on paper

Well now I really don’t see what he could have possibly done wrong

That’s the guy who does those funny little cubicle comics, right? I don’t see what he could possibly do wrong.

Lol that’s way beyond dieting

My only agenda here is reminding y’all that all of this could have been avoided. I’m sorry there wasn’t a better party than the Dems. I truly am. But what the fuck are you gonna do about it? How does abstaining from voting further that goal?

Where are all of y’all dumb motherfuckers that were going on about how the two party system is rigged and you wanted RCV, and therefore you couldn’t vote for Democrats because they weren’t adequately enthused about the idea

Where the fuck are you bitches

Do the dolphins aim the pee fountain into the whale urine funnel?

Why would the poors join up if their families didn’t need Tricare? The bennies are a primary draw, they can’t hand that shit out to everyone

You might not see this, but someone else will: Neoliberalism has a definition, and it’s not “fake leftist.” When you find yourself calling Bernie Sanders, of all people, a neoliberal for advocating for voting for a neoliberal in an election against a fascist you need to take a step back and seriously ask yourself if you are lost in the sauce. If you do not know your enemy you will struggle to fight them.

“Everyone is a neoliberal except me”

If you can’t properly identify ideology how can you expect to have meaningful conversations about it?