My uncle made one that used compressed air, shot spuds about a quarter mile.

Take time to grieve if you need to. I’d recommend talking about it with a therapist.

There are lots of innocents still in red states.

FWIW, not all flash memory is created equal. Apple does tend to use premium chips with better error correction, etc. All that said, it’s still not worth it for most of us, most of the time.

I’m shocked, I tell you, just shocked.

*Aliens