Whenever they do this I smudge the hell out of it, especially if it’s a nice clean sports car. Maybe a couple taps for good luck.

Your comment contains the flag of China!

You’d think somebody would have figured out how religion makes the masses more compliant, like an opiate.

I wish Russell’s Teapot wasn’t real.

One of my characters is the nicest person I can possibly imagine. I figured I could use the practice.

Another one is a teenage half-orc barbarian who’s basically me at that age. It’s nice to remember the good and bad of that guy.

My latest character is a robot controlled by a crew of sapient alien bees. Good luck with that one, therapist.

He’s probably in favor of “fixing” the poors too.

What’s the minimum something worth waking you up over?

What are you going to do about it if the DNC does their thing again?

You can’t just hold control and scroll the mouse wheel?

You don’t just zoom?

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Are Latinos the next Italians?

Be careful, Hillary tried to create an easy opponent too. If we’ve learned anything from 2024, it’s that desperate people will vote for any change. Even if that change is bad.

Looks like Los Angeles is doing it, maybe NY and DC could too.

That’s a great point! I’m going to go ahead and assume you mean something different than what you just said. /s

Not El Salvador

“Not enough mana.”

Well yeah, it required a whole next level of Hot Pockets™ mastery!

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Could businesses buy “tariff insurance”? Someone else handles the risk (for a fee) and then they can focus on what they do. Like domestic metal futures or something?