It’s easier just to buy my air from O’Hare Air.

Y’all have trees?

And wearing a mask to hide your identity while performing your job function is pretty sus.

Body armor is pretty heavy isn’t it? I don’t think he has the muscle to carry him plus any protection.

I know I will.

But I just read the other month he’s got the same height/bmi as those NFL players?

This fucker is like an IRL Michel Scott

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.”

Our own what? It sounds delicious.

Especially with his birthday approaching.

I’ll tell you why, chemtrails.

Years of lead paint exposure.

Hold my beer!

Trump might just turn the faucet on and flood your entire state.

Chyna was going to pay the tariffs

And winning.

EO saying it’s good enough.

Or a hot and fresh hamberder

He’s conquered the egg crisis, onto other issues!

useful in places trees don’t fit

I have a tree sitting in a pot on my desk.

You mean being convicted of breaking the law shouldn’t be a badge of honor?