Not really equivalent situations. Obama wearing a tan suit wasn’t in a context that demanded a specific wardrobe.

Those Damn Blue-collar Tweekers

Homina homina!

High fructose corn syrup

I think he has things explained to him that are drastically dumbed down to give him a chance of comprehension. Then he misunderstands the explanation, and misremembers the entire exchange, and we get the word vomit that has the barest shadow of reality.

Smell like cabbage…

Excluding tipped jobs from minimum wage is one distinguishing factor (that we sound also get rid of, but…“States’ rights!”)

Ithink maybe I’ll use RJFKR from now on.

Hee’sh going to hish room to lishen to shome Britney Shpears recordsh.

One apostrophe to beam up.

Obligatory Flag Code violation notice…

Hey, if we don’t make micro plastic in our kitchen sinks to wash down the drain, who will?

Many a fast loris has been mistaken for a drop bear. Understandable, given the limited amount of time to judge such things before the inevitable end.

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

Hmm, not supported by linux-surface :(

https://github.com/linux-surface/linux-surface/blob/master/README.md

https://github.com/linux-surface/linux-surface/wiki/Supported-Devices-and-Features#feature-matrix

ooh, I just snagged an old Pro X. Tempted to see how it runs with Linux on ARM before even messing with Win11 that’s installed.

We all know that’s a wig, right? Makes it easier(?) to cut on your own. I doubt he’s healthy enough to grow his own hair.

Air frying is just a convection cremation, you know.

Summon worms for your Tom Waits cover song by playing the Earth like a bass.

Yep, red pill would be 3rd place after ‘neither’. I don’t need the burden of that knowledge at 6, especially without the power to act on it.