That man never ceases to have a punchable face.

Oh jeez. Once a family of flying giant cockroaches flew into my house and kept lunging at me. It was terrifying. I caught them in a vacuum they didnt die I dumped them in the dumpster quick and the next morning they were gone. I really hope they were lost from the tropics and they don’t actually live around here

Why are the photos all ugly biological things

Watch Ep 4, Ep 5, Ep 6 stop. Watch Ep1 as a non canon. Throw the rest in the trash.

I knew it. Trumps trying to make reality his 80 sci-fi favorites. Now make sure it’s only Salvadoran prisoners or detainees in cages and we got running man. That whole LA fire was just to set the scene for Escape from LA.

Yes it’s sweat pants casual and it looks better than what I wear there

But the spiders!

How to keep Dems from stealing your guns? Basic packaging 101.

Sure Trump sure…

We just gotta have thick skin around these narratives

Maybe when he went for his magical ear surgery they took him out and replaced him with a Russian double

To be fair Elon was announced at the RNC aka the Break The Grindr party. Everyone was bummed that JD Vance had an Indian wife and he was barely a 6 (tho the talking heads kept shameless commenting how hott he was). All the pussy dried up and then Trumps crew started showing Musk off. He’s been a lovely item ever since. Guy is swept up in what little glamour there is for those swamp monsters. Now his tanks are tanking. The kardassians curse strikes again.

Amazing that during bidens regime all i had to do was date a bdsm guy from austria and get labeled a nazi by even work. I dont know how they found out cause he was half a state away and it was a long distance relationship. I still get called it even with elon prancing about. IDGAF musk is a n*zi. Let those karens on toktok get fired.

I mean the crash did look almost intentional but as a president he shouldn’t be spreading fear but that’s his core base.