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Cake day: March 20th, 2024

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  • Cool! I will try this when I get home, assuming my kids havent deleted my saves again.

    To find it, players have to reach the space station Zurkie’s and go to the entrance, where they’ll find ‘no weapons’ signs at either side of the door.

    Players have to shoot the left sign five times, then the right sign four times, then the left sign 13 times. After this, there’s no confirmation that the unlock has taken place.

    When players then enter Zurkie’s, they’re able to go to the mechanical bull in the space station and hold L2 to trigger the mini-game.


    edit: Well it works, so there’s that. Beyond that, Im not sure if I’m dumb or the mini-game is literally impossible to beat. Annnnd now I am doing my 4th play-through








  • I dread this constantly.

    A few months back I used self-checkout for a cart of groceries and instead of getting out my wallet to pay, I just got distracted and walked away…

    When I got home, I was putting the groceries away and suddenly realized I didnt remember paying. Panic attack time. I was so sure of this that I called my wife at work and asked her what to do (I am not able to be rational when panicked.)

    So I drive back to the store and tell the Customer Service desk that I think I walked off without paying. They literally didnt believe me, but humored me after I insisted. Eventually they located the Store Manager. 30 seconds after she showed up, she had my order pulled up, confirmed it was me and then had me swipe my card.

    That whole thing could have gone much worse in any number of other ways. This kind of shit happens to me all the time. Eventually I will end up dead or in jail because of this shit.