That probably depends on how you’re cooking them. Runny yolk from good eggs is an order of magnitude better than the cheap eggs.

You’re supposed to stop your car for colors. You don’t necessarily need to get out, but hence the rush to get there and inside before colors.

Oh man, do I miss Sheetz and Wawa, especially the fried Mac n cheese, pretzel bun sandwiches, and Hoagie Fest.

My go to is “what do you do for fun?”. It accomplished the same goal of getting an idea of the candidate as a person without getting into personal/family life. Most people love to talk at length about their favorite shit if they think someone is interested in listening.

That’s different. That’s when you go to a temp agency until you find something better.

I miss proper food delivery that didn’t cost an extra 7 dollars or more.

Intrepid Ibex

Bruh… RTFA. It’s seriously, like 3 minutes, and that’s if you read the entire thing.

I totally thought it said 2023.

Old picture, or your eye wash is expired.

Nice rhyme. I really like it.

Back in the day we had a 50mm wide 1m long pipe. The bowl was on one end and the ends of the pipe were open. We would put some snow in it, the one person lit the bowl and plugged the end of the pipe with their palm while another person ripped until the pipe was full. Then the dude would move their hand and the other person would clear the pipe. It was so smooth with the snow in it. So smooth. I think it was called a steam roller or something. It was a long time ago.

I am so happy to see Washington on that list, especially after my representative voted to censure Al Green.

Why not both?

I had to buy plane tickets this morning, and it could not wait until tomorrow. I felt horrible.

“I’m telling Mom!!!”

Nah, keep your job, but just do it shittily.

Yeah, somehow they’re only the green Marios.

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I will never be able to own a home because the cost of a down payment goes up with the market, while my saved money’s value stays constant (goes down with inflation). It is literally impossible for me to save it fast enough, even if I saved $1000, which is half of what I pay in rent, per month.