And then, for the coup de grace, immediately deny that there even is or was ever such a social network, and insist it was another one of their “wacky dreams”. And then later, they come to you to prove you wrong.

Boom. Incepted.

cooking-phasers

baconaxe

foot-therapy

Are my current guys.

Either way, if it’s an opportunity to even slightly impoverish shitty Americans I’m rock hard on board with it.

The real win IMO would be for a collective Canadian identity to emerge from this so we can stop aping shitty, fake, trite, tasteless American bullshit.

Weak-ass flow could never hold a candle to DOOM (rip).

Or Posdnous.

Or J-live.

Or Black Thought.

Or Pharoah Monch.

Or Grand Pubah.

Or Chubb Rock.

Or Masta Ace.

Or… …the point is I could fucking go on here for a bit and not run out of talent that not only eclipses Kanye, but precedes him and will outlast the relative dryer lint he’s contributed to our shared culture. He’s garbage.

Mmmmmgar… mmmmmbhaaauge.

Thus week on: The A-hole in the K-hole…

I’m right here.

Well, and the coldness inside too ❄️

Obviously these leeches are Reverend mothers who’ve undergone the spice agony to unlock their genetic memories.

It’s gross to hear he’s a Dad with a little girl and still holds these views. Not trynna badmouth your friend but that’s the first thing I thought of. I’d simply want to end anyone who tried to take my daughter’s right to be anyone she wants to be.

Only 1000 more till it reaches cactaur status!

Or, alternatively, one might opt to look at the world around them whilst they are using public transportation, instead of solipsistic immersion into a screen.

I was led to understand that “terminally online” was an undesirable state to exist in.

I am Jack’s Lungs. I breath in soot and particles and eventually they cause cancer and I kill Jack.

That’s how that shit works, homes. Not a thing to “idk whatev” about.

Ok but maybe a counterpoint is we are overestimating the ability of the atmosphere and ocean to absorb CO2 and maintain a habitable planet. I’d rather store isotopes in the earth (where they came from anyway) than carbon in the air.

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You have such a singular wit! I bet they trot you out when the party gets boring.

Yeah. Sorry, you are negating my very existence with this comment and I’m fucking right here and one billion percent in the working class socioeconomic strata. GTFO with your broad stroke generalizations.

Yep. This cluster fuck all but guaranteed our political dick-pendulum will swing right very shortly.

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

What a waste of atoms that ‘thing’ is. May it suffer greatly before they are permanently rearranged into a nonliving format. May the universe learn from it’s mistake.