janus2

big Aperture Science energy

they made that mfer 2-dimensional

i got a CT scan once and am a dumbass so the doctors and technicians might as well have been a superintelligent race

however instead of a treat i got a giant medical bill >:(

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silly lil algae :3

(tbh it’s been a good decade since i was working on projects leading to publication. I’ve been stuck in manufacturing/industry hell. send help)

if someone cared enough about my research to even replicate it let alone disprove it I’d be losing my shit

Everyone in science I’ve ever met agrees there should be a Journal of Stuff That Didn’t Work

I’ve encountered some sentiments that they’re bad simply because they’re trendy

air fryers are just a rebranding of convection ovens, which are awesome. I don’t care what it’s called, cooking with circulated hot air is really useful

i majored in pipetting 💀

to be fair engaging in biowarfare is just about all that mold does

i am the trash

do you have any recordings posted anywhere? i very much enjoy bluegrass

also has pressure sensitive pen support

yewtu.be is another easy-to-remember URL swap for Invidious

I woke up in the middle of my wisdom teeth surgery so I of all people oughtta know better lol

at that point just give me general anaesthesia and put me in an airline shipping coffin so at least i don’t have to be conscious for the horror show

A brown bear and polar bear case the joint from across the street, taking notes. Their black bear accomplice rejoins them with a gummy grin. “These idiots are a good mark. They don’t know to fight back!”

“gentle pressure was applied with a wooden remote manipulator”

ok xoomer

antonyms: :(