Actually, hitting someone with a nail bat should be definitive proof they’re not a robot. (according to Asimov’s Laws)

Come to think of it, the nail-bat-test could replace those annoying captcha’s altogether!

Only one way to deal with a Gordian knot.

Suddenly those creepy Renaissance paintings of animals make a lot more sense.

Prudence.

“I have instructed my staff to handle your information request, you have been charged a ‘contact information handling’ fee of 50 dollars”

outrun a mother fucking tiger

You only need to outrun your travelbuddy.

Is OOP that bad?

Right now, nothing 😈 (but my dotfiles/etc configs live on several machines)

Before, I used Restic (incremental, encrypted backup over network), which I really liked. I think I should set it up again.

He might even have legitimate concerns, but this response is just so unconstructive. It’s solely aimed at slighting other programmers.

Goddamn I cant believe I have to explain this. Typing porn as pron or pr0n is funny because it connotates a rather transparent way of trying to hide your porn collection on a computer used by others/relatives. It in no way has anything to do with censoring. Stop getting faux outraged by every little non-thing. (he said outraged by a non-thing)

It’s for storing your DSs, obviously.

Why stop there? We could go as high as 95 or 98

Not much of a consoling thought to me.

Why should I fear death? If I am, then death is not. If Death is, then I am not

Death will be, so we will cease to be. Sounds like he is was whistling past the graveyard with that quote…

Worst-case scenario.

And they’re red, that means the offer is about to expire. Better act quick!

TempleOS

At the end of that word salad he says something regarding masochism, so I think he actually meant to reply, but his reading comprehension left him hanging so he didn’t catch OP was talking about John Oliver (being the Western European living in the US).

(That, or they are just the fevered ramblings of a syphilitic brain. either way, your ‘wtf is this even’ applies)

I can’t believe I almost ate a non-existent onion.

Conversely, it’s also very funny to respond to self-important adults babbling nonsense with baby talk.