Option 1a, he believes the Arial font is a tattoo because he has shitty eyesight (so to him, the blurry text doesn’t look obviously Photoshopped on), but nobody knows that because he’s too vain to wear glasses.

(Still an idiot, of course)

“Neuralink in the head”

He won’t be IN the parade. He’ll be watching from some balcony as the goose stepping soldiers, and trucks with missile launchers etc file past.

I guess when America slams into rock bottom there will be a boom sound.

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The “enforcement” will be “blue states x, y, z did not follow this rule, so their electoral college votes are invalid and will not be accepted”.

🍆💦🥔💩

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Trump is British for fart

Holy shit the quote from Trudeau in that video aged poorly: “Canada and the United States will forever be a model example of how to be good neighbours”

Trump really isn’t getting off on the right foot, is he?

his honeymoon in the USSR

Fuckin’ ironic

My last job was Windows desktop, so I installed vmware and ran Linux in fullscreen mode.

Too late. They’ve already proven even men without guns can simply ignore all the rules. Your democracy and government is going to have to be rebuilt from scratch now anyway.

Wouldn’t completely destroying the economy make their billions near worthless as well?

What was the previous attempt? I’m falling behind in this gish gallop.

Doesn’t this still require specific existing laws (as in actual statutes) to charge someone with violating? Or can they just charge and convict on arbitrary things they don’t like, now?

Sssh, you don’t want him making changes to the army. The army might be your last line of defence against this maniac.

What does neutral oil mean? Just any vegetable oil like olive oil or canola oil etc?

Blowing it up will certainly be an epic symbol of the end of his despotic reign one day, like the footage of statues of dictators being pulled down.