

You’re playing chess. But every time you glance away, your opponent steals one of your pieces off the board. Your options are:
- Keep playing by the rules, hoping your high-minded example activates your opponent’s conscience and they stop cheating.
- Recognize your opponent is a cheater who has no morals and do what you need to do to stop them from cheating.
That’s the situation we’re in at this point.
Beginning of Stray: “Oh, this cat game is so cute!”
End of Stray: [Hey, come see this big, grown-ass adult guy start ugly-crying!]