Spidersloth, spidersloth
Does whatever a spidersloth does

Hell yeah!

I’m from NJ and these are all different sounds to me. This short shows the difference: https://youtube.com/shorts/S3EaMZUXQYs

These fucking pieces of shit are a disgrace. Name and shame and make their lives unlivable.

This was so adorable 🤎

Swirlies are the worst.

I’m American and I knew what it was, so it’s a thing here too.

Always makes me misty

Seconding this! I’m in perimenopause and started HRT this summer. It’s made a pretty big difference so far!

Cook food that he doesn’t like

Birch beer, followed by Dr. Pepper and the cranberry ginger ale.

I’d assume I were trapped in a warp bubble.

It was 2000 and I was working as a stablehand: mucking out horse stalls, feeding, watering, turning out horses into the paddocks, tacking/untacking/grooming lesson horses from 7 AM to 4 PM six days a week for 5 bucks an hour under the table. January & February were the worst because the water buckets in each stall would freeze solid overnight and I had to bash the ice out of every single one in the morning (the barn didn’t have hot running water to melt it with).

Then I got burnt out and got a job at a video store.

Cheapo solution for a non-gas stove,: couldn’t you plug it into a heavy-duty timer?

They’ve got no right to be so pretty.

Yesterday

My bröther in beans, you’re gonna give yourself a hemorrhoid if you sit on the bowl too long.

A new eyeshadow palette, highlighter, and two lip products. Here’s a photo from the brand’s promotional materials because I haven’t received the shipment yet:

Please do go ahead and split the republican vote you fucking trash GOP sycophant.