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Cake day: September 24th, 2025

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  • At one point I had ounces of dried mushrooms with desiccant in jars in my freezers that sat there for a year. I don’t like taking mushrooms anymore so they just sat there until I started a new job and just gave them away to pretty much the whole sales team.

    One day a new hire came up to em and was like: are you the guy that’s giving away feee mushrooms? I was like: sure man, how much you want?

    They cleaned me out in like a month ahahahha.






  • I play Epstein’s island and tap that and three swamps to create three child tokens which I sacrifice to Donald Trump: child rapist giving it +3+0 and unblockable by white creatures until end of turn, and then I tap one blue mana to use Donald Trump: Child rapist’s ability above the law, which gives Donald Trump: child rapist flying until end of turn, and if an opponent takes damage from Donald Trump: Child Rapist, create one child token for each damage caused by Donald Trump: child rapist. I swing for three. You take three damage. Pass the turn.