+3 to AC, passive, one attunement slot, no armor proficiency necessary, no need for a free hand, can be slept in? My wizard will look fabulous.
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kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Republicans are racing to make Zohran Mamdani the face of the Democratic Party17·7 days agoBe careful what you wish for…
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•White House responds to Zohran Mamdani's election win26·7 days agoDude, how does anyone not know that Stephen Miller is a literal fucking Nazi?
They hurt like a bitch too. Swam across one while snorkeling in Florida a few months ago. Had a couple tentacles wrapped around my arm. Not fun. And flared up again 2 weeks later. Also not fun.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Lashes Out at ‘Scum’ for Revealing Bombing Was Botched4·8 days agoYou love it until you steal a dorito from Tim the Dorito Samurai!
For those too young to recognize this 15 year old commercial: https://youtu.be/_A0tUF_k9gc
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Completely Loses It on ‘Stupid AOC’ Over Call for His Impeachment in Wild, Marathon Rant27·9 days agoUnfortunately, he’s a clinical narcissist, so he really does genuinely have the ability to completely delude himself over his own superiority regardless of all evidence to the contrary. He genuinely believes he’s a genius, an intimidating presence, a great deal maker, a popular person with the general public, that he won all 3 elections, and even that he’s seen as a sex symbol. He does not live in objective reality in regards to his own attributes, or much else for that matter. It’s all delusion. And that’s before the dementia started setting in.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Completely Loses It on ‘Stupid AOC’ Over Call for His Impeachment in Wild, Marathon Rant50·9 days agoHe really thinks this cognitive test he took is an IQ test or in any way measures intelligence doesn’t he? It checks for signs of dementia. It doesn’t have anything on it that is complicated, measures knowledge or critical thinking skills. It’s basic association, memory, and recognition testing. A neurotypical 6 year old can do it.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump, 79, explodes in F-word meltdown as his ceasefire unravels2·9 days ago“Mission Accomplished”
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•AOC says Trump's Iran strikes "clearly grounds for impeachment"10·11 days agoNo, the reason was Reds protecting their guy and refusing to hold him to account. Even if what you suggested were part of their motivation, the optics of Trump refusing accountability and literally being dragged out, hasn’t been paying attention to the optics that Trump himself brings to the US and the GOP, specifically. It’s a pretty shit justification.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Complains He Should Have Won FIVE Nobel Prizes By Now But ‘They Only Give Them To Liberals’11·12 days agoLet’s call them prison sentences and I agree.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•The US House of representatives is preparing to vote next week on a resolution that would deem “Free Palestine” to be “an antisemitic slogan.”11·17 days agoGo fuck yourselves you fucking monsters.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto Political Discussion and Commentary@lemmy.world•2024 Election, If Only Men Voted.English11·20 days agoOne wonders why the GOP passed the Save Act making it harder for married women to vote…
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Sen. Alex Padilla is forcibly removed from DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's news conference5·21 days agoPresumably he’s been enacting his master plan now that Trump’s approval rating is below 40 percent. Surely that wasn’t all bullshit.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto Programming@programming.dev•How should I tackle this problem?5·21 days agoWell, first I gotta ask, is any of this really necessary or worth it? You want to resolve some limitations with the standard MIDI format, but are those limitations worth this much trouble to fix? “Buy dont build” is an important principle for any developer to take to heart because we all want to just do it ourselves, dive into the challenge, fix the little gripes, etc. But sometimes good is good enough and there’s no reason to retread the same ground someone else has. If you absolutely need something standard MIDI format can’t give you or available editors dont meet your needs, then sure, build away. But otherwise, save yourself the trouble, put your focus on the more important aspect of your project and just use the standard format.
And dont fall for the sunk cost fallacy. You have already invested time into this, and that time is gone. But that doesn’t necessarily mean that you should sink in more time if the outcome is not going to justify the additional time cost. It is okay to just shelf it for now. You can always come back to it if you need to later as well.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Lawsuit Challenging 2024 Election Results Moves Forward After Kamala Harris Received Zero Votes in a New York County51·22 days agoOops forgot to make the lie a little more believable.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Explaining to your boss how Sr engineers are made3·22 days ago“You can fucking try…” 🙃
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Walmart’s Billionaire Heiress Buys Full-Page Ad Urging People To ‘Mobilize’ At June 14 Anti-Trump Protests11·23 days agoThe cynic in me says, who gives a fuck what a wealthy out of touch woman says in the first place. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad when anyone is on our side, it’s always good to have powerful allies, and it is mildly interesting from an academic standpoint when wealthy people are anti-Trump. But her expression of support or dissent, even amplified in a newspaper ad, is no more impactful or valuable at the end of the day than yours or mine. Unless she is literally financing change (which doesnt include opinion piece ads) or has the ear of those in authority who can actually make change happen, her money, status and name mean nothing.
The headline may as well be your neighbor’s cousin Darren yelled out of his window “go protest Trump”. Like thanks for the moral support Darren, but why are we even talking about you?
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•What the fuck youEnglish7·23 days agoYou can really see the “made in China” on the costumes
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•What the fuck youEnglish21·23 days agoIt’s an answer 🏴☠️
The barbarian got the +3 pink tootoo. Went better with his hell-o kitty battle axe.