What you do with your thoughts and prayers when another dozen children are massacred. BY RIFLES. WHILE THEY WERE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION. AT A SCHOOL.

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Any of my family members of the last 500 generations would be as awestruck as I am when they zoomed in to check if you’re lying. Unadulteratedly and humbly: WOW.

I am a better programmer than God, peace be upon Him. This implementation of knees is Exhibit 1.

Oh that’s just my ocd personality I’m so random

American Democratic Ethos

Not sure which slaveholders or Manifest Destiny folks you’re putting on a pedestal, but even if—big if—America’s dead once had admirable and pro-humanity values, today’s terrified, uneducated, unhappy, unkind, impoverished shithole does not.

Being an awful person appears to reflect perfectly these last generations of the American Empire.

Are you saying there is a way to escape my student loa*s forever?

PNG PNG files are harder to read when served as WebP.

You answered my wildly rambling question—thank you!

Does

alternate nostril breathing

mean holding lefty closed with your finger for a few minutes then righty, or does it mean back and forth… surely you can’t do this without manual intervention, right?

That’s what I’m told

Gramgram is that you

Absolutely. But the 50% I can see is moderately real idk

Gotta do it Scottish

Naught one one fo fo 9/11

Don’t wanna yuck y’all’s yum but gross

This doesn’t sound pathetic. These can be some of the biggest emotional pains we ever endure.

I send you compassion, respect, and reassurance that your late 20s feel suuuuuuper old. But only while you’re in them.

And when it’s release, then you rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2-19-24/

and then at the next standup, we all ponder how we can rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2/19/24/

because the team lead needs m/d/yy names with forward slashes

AES countries

What’re these?

Oh the old 2038 problem. Got it.

But we need something v2.0 times as good as that, so like v4072.00 if my calculations are correct.

The more we make fun—even pretend to make fun—of small penises, the more toxic the society we help create.

Especially since all penis sizes are awesome.