Somebody gonna tell her that she’s famous AF on Lemmy? 🙇🏽‍♂️🔥

I usually go with “ADHD + THC makes me a fuckin’ X-Man of facts”, and I’m leveraging that power toward a career focusing on it. ✊🏽

Now, that’s clever. 🤪

Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.

Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.

Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

Let’s be fair, here.

He “got shot” as much as your uncle “caught” that one fish before it “got away”.

He “got shot” as much as a “special teams” player is “part” of a football team.

He “got shot” as much as OJ’s glove “didn’t fit”.

He “got shot” like Lincoln didn’t.

Motherfucker “got shot” as much as his fans can read.

Yup.

“What kind of idiot do you take me for?”

“No, thanks. You can stay right where you are.”

If these remind you of a penis, you might wanna talk to someone about that. 😶🤢

Please don’t give the overlords ideas. “Minimum wage” as a currency? Talk about dystopian present, damn.

Can I sign up for a timeline change, please?

Nevermind whoever thafuq this “Craig” is. 🤌🏽

“You’re”? Really? 🤦🏽‍♂️ FFS.

Seriously. How undereducated is the general population to still be willfully ignorant that “marijuana” is literally BS Spanish “Mary Jane” and not what anyone prior to the utter failure that still is the “War on Drugs” has ever called any part of the plant? FFS. 🤷🏼‍♂️

light recreational heroine

The best dessert.

It’s less about him growing up, per se, and completely about his tiny little chub never being as enormous as he wishes it were.

They were never “his” films, to be fair. As soon as he got a team started on it, his “ownership” of the outcome of all that creative collaboration rapidly diminished to being little more than his name in the credits and copyrights — thank fucking god. The meatsac is a shit director, and even shittier writer, and apparently a complete waste of time. IMHO, the films “belong” to those that actually made them what they are to millions upon millions of fans: the actual artists involved and the fans. Full stop.

Fuck off, Mucas.

I miss them. 😭🥹