I really wish some reporters had played along and started asking him random questions like how can we achieve world peace or his thoughts on whatever world news was random at the time.

Never seen a MAGAt type? That’s a pretty solid facsimile of their wierd random capitalizing.

It should be easy. I can count to twenty and a half if I take my pants off. How hard could counting terrorism be?

Worked with a guy that was a heavy smoker. When the first winter came around I didn’t have a good spot to put my jacket. He had a 2 hook cubicle-wall-hang style coat hook. He moved it between our cubicles so I could use it too. I used it once. My jacket reeked at the end of the day.

Haven’t watched the last season but all land grabs so far have been portrayed as defensive. If they had been left alone they wouldn’t be lashing out. As a politician John did illegal things specifically to stop a corporation from developing open land.

We’re good on OPSEC.

Praise Jeena!

Guys at that age lie about stuff for the stupidest reasons as well as good reasons. Maybe he didn’t want to give you his insta before determining if you’re crazy? Or maybe he knows you’d find stuff that would instantly kill whatever you two had going?

I mean it’s a federal crime as well, but I understand the distinction.

WW2 reference? Or WWZ reference?

Don’t threaten Dem leadership with a good time. They’re liable to put him at the top of the ticket in 28.

Want someone to photoshop that scene in avengers with trump as hulk. “That’s my secret. It’s always TACO Tuesday.” Then the big space worm just plows through him.

What’s their Bradgelina name? Elonald? Donlon? Donaldon?

My money is on him thinking Chad is a person.

It would be nigh impossible for that outcome though. If trump dies, Vance assumes the role but then selects a new VP. This new VP is now first in line and Johnson hasn’t moved up at all. It would take the synchronized deaths of all those others in line ahead of Lori Chavez-DeRemer for her to get the position. This is a known possibility so they generally keep people separated to some degree. That way if someone wants to plot a mass assassination to clear the line, it’s much more difficult. They couldn’t just try to bomb one building or something.

So we get a break on federal taxes then right? Right?

“In the end, the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.”

Make America Heil Again

What’s that saying for social media? If it’s free, you are the product? Qatar gonna get so much intelligence from the bugs they plant all over.

Based Onion calling trump on his bullshit before he can publicly declare it. Now if he does, he’d be mocked for bringing The Onion to life.