A high-effort shitpost that almost predates microprocessors.

You don’t.

But when you eventually reinstall, because Ubuntu crossed the line, Mint is just Ubuntu without the bullshit.

Previously? Some schmuck changing all the windows to be left-handed, immediately before a long-term-support feature freeze.

Zero percent surprised by many other comments throwing shade at Ubuntu.

Just use Mint.

Export Tab URLs for occasional plaintext backups.

In case you had any doubts who they’re working for.

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Engineers don’t let engineers design interfaces.

‘Here’s a long list of accusations.’

‘Here’s a response to each.’

‘Gish gallop.’

Prick.

Trees are tall because trees are tall.

I fondly remember having 8 GB of storage, because I could back up my hard drive on like two dollars worth of CD-Rs.

I feared no virus. Reinstalling XP was a monthly affair regardless.

“I never thought that words like product would ever leave my lips.”

See also the client camera movement guide:

GNU Autotools: yes.

Even here, there’s such a deluge of bullshit, people can miss that they fucking said so, themselves.

completely discredited conspiracy theory

Idiot Junior tweeted his own e-mails arranging quid-pro-quo interference for sanctions relief.

Multiple campaign managers were Russian agents. That’s not an accusation: they’re now registered under FARA.

The day after The Idiot fired Comey, he had a private Oval Office meeting with Russian spies. No American media was present. No American media was informed. We only know about them laughing it up thanks to the Russian photographers releasing the proof.

I miss when there was an argument worth having.

'Bout a hundred grains of rice.

Lodash provides modular methods for working with arrays, objects, strings, and more.

I dunno. If it makes everything Array-like act like a goddamn Array, I’m tempted to start using it.

‘What do you mean you can’t .map a Set? It’s iterable! Figure it out!’

The slightly goofy Francis Ford Coppola adaptation both includes it and solves it. Van Helsing throws a bowl of grains into the air and Dracula names the total before they hit the ground.