What have you done

“You got a vasectomy because it was forced on you for having low IQ. I got a vasectomy because I refuse to subject another human to this batshit world. We are not the same.”

shelters can be pretty dangerous and worse than the streets

That’s troubling. What’s the solution here?

“Built in Washington state” key bit of info there

I think I read somewhere that they use Albuquerque as a training area

Y’all, elect me President. I’d go to ALL the intelligence meetings.

Not a cybertruck

They knew they’d never make it on their looks, so they became republicans so they could take what they wanted without consequence.

Act*

“Oh, I thought I was coding in Python. Oops!”

Continues coding in C++

4 years won’t be a significant interval after emperor Trump cancels future elections.

I don’t know if there will be any more elections. Why would Emperor Trump and the Supreme Court of Royal Magistrates allow it?

How would you write Vance’s death? He seems to be in ok health, unlike Trump.

And if they both die then we get President republican Speaker of the House.

The advisors are what makes this time different from last time. This time, they have a plan. Turnip loves when other people come up with plans, because he can’t.

The people who stayed home are not the people on the left. The people on the left voted against fascism. The people who stayed home for the election are also going to be useless in an anti-fascism coalition, seeing as they couldn’t be bothered to do the bare minimum.

They’d do it again regardless.

Why should Dimitri log into any of his burner accounts? The job is done.

Did you just invent a nonvoter leftist population in your head?

I’ll pass.