This is so disgusting!

I see, I’ve done it all wrong. I always tried C and sometimes A. Next time, I will do B and talk obnoxiously about something I like. Repeat twice and they hopefully never ask me again.

And then the cycle repeats. You try to comfort a society holding on to neurotypical values. You haven’t learned to accept yourself. You keep working against your nature and you still hate yourself for failing.

DW! It get’s better in the mid 30’s. When you realize you don’t want to stress yourself anymore. You have your career already set up. No need to prove yourself, like back in school. You can start enjoying your life and care less.

Meditation bores me. It actually feels more like stress and work while nothing is happening and I don’t benefit from it.

Similar applies to yoga, but at least it has some effects on me: I fall asleep during the relaxation part. Also afterwards, I feel calm like being stoned. Actually feeling stoned.

I tried doing yoga for some months, but It wasn’t my thing.

Only 27? I habe 2700.

Only 2 hours? More like 2 days and sometimes 2 weeks.

As a programmer, I call this feature ‘garbage collection’.

Doesn’t work for me. You forgot half of the coupon code.

Here’s the correct coupon code: sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

I went from the 2nd type to the 1st type and I don’t regret it. My life is fun now.

It’s too relatable to be a joke.

Only two weeks? 😅

I love beging not in them. 🫸

It always works somehow when I start a new job. That’s the way of life. Enjoy it. 😎

I started collecting stickers, since I don’t dare messing up my furniture and stuff.

I only stick them on immediately when I have planned it ahead. But then I buy or print the stickers on purpose.

I only see one problem: How can one name a product after diarrhea?

Dunno, but another fork popped up, recently on F-Droid. And I like it. It’s name is PipePipe.

However, they still forget that working with their products is the worst pain in the arse.

I prefer doing it right on the first try before I forget how to fix my projects when they are falling apart.

Back in the day, cars had seats made of wood or leather. This is not new.