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As a vampire, please don’t compare us to those fucking monsters. It’s extremely insensitive. Most of us are, in fact, antifascist, probably from the turnings of dying allied soldiers during the war…

Was waiting for someone to mention it. Hopefully it holds up and a whole-ass Blackwall doesn’t become necessary… but of course, it inevitably will happen. The corps will it so.

Human

Am a vampire, can confirm.

It’s always a holiday in France… jealous American noises

Well… at least I’m not French

(/j)

Earth warms up from ice age. Big sloth too fuzzy. Loses fuzz and tries to climb tree. Big sloth too big. Small big sloth gets smaller, climbs tree.

Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question. And the answer is yes.

Hmm I wonder why a lot of us kill ourselves. Maybe everyone telling us we’re sinful freaks that ought to burn in hell or be locked in an insane asylum for the unnatural absurdity of wanting to look cute? Naw, couldn’t be that, tRaNS AgeNDa MAkEs PpL kIlL tHeMSeLveS uga buga…

I must politely request that you fuck off.

Edit: If this is satire please mark it as such, as many would post this unironically.

Idk about the mucous, but a fever is definitely an attempt at killing whatever foreign pathogen is there. Hopefully a pathologist or doctor can help us here.

So many good names to reuse. I say we pull out some victorian names, we’ve gotten past the “that’s my grandma” part of the cycle so it’s about due pretty soon.

Блят

But there shouldn’t be an apostrophe there… it’s = it is, its = posessive.

Aaaaaaaaah! NEIN!

Pretty much. And for etymology searches like this Wiktionary is a life saver. Just type in hippocampus and follow the link rabbit holes, and it gives you the etymology: hippocampus < hippocamp (mythical sea monster) < hippos (horse) + kampos (shark).