You damn kids and your technical correctness. :shakes fist a unrelated cloud:

A post attracting loners? What I’m hearing is that a lot of you wouldn’t be missed if you were go missing… but don’t worry! Just send me your address and I will keep you safe. :)

Hello! My name is Tesla Musk and you are hired!

That is so stupid. I love it!

All in the game.

Sheeple never stop to amaze me!

The ground that looks and feels flat is actually flat? Impossible!

A guy 2200 years ago measures how round earth is - with a straight stick? Sure sounds right!

/s

I expected a Rick Roll - you math guys are crazy!

Double slit experiment

I see. There’s a German saying for that:

Da geht dir der Arsch auf Grundeis!

Your brain stops working when your hands are wet? … This could explain certain behaviours during the Covid pandemic…

And -checks diagram- you will receive a Nobel price, I think.

Are you sure the roon of today is a reference to yesterday’s roon?

My theory: with you being the pack leader and them ringing the alarm, barking back is like calling the police, shouting help and the police shouting help back.

What? That is absurd! He is neither gay nor a fish! How could he possibly be a gay fish?

I don’t get it (the joke and the purpose of the universe)

That cheating b!

I’m confused. Were you happy because the job sucked or because you were laid off before Covid?

This guy Archs! Am I right!? You know I’m right!

How dare they!?

Fuzzy feeling? More like fuzzy logic! Am I right guys? Guys? Gotta go…