Nobody likes being wrong is more apt
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What store has an isle? Like one of those chain surf shops, Alvin’s Island? Or did like Wal Mart the company buy a private Virgin Island?
It’s literally just describing scrum and agile processes as if they were reporting on a cult/religion and its rituals. The bit at the end about it still being waterfall development with rituals actually got me pretty good lol
No I don’t think it would throw away the teacher, unless you’re an anime character with a power where eye contact teleports people into the closest trash can
ngdev@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Solicitor dropped a business card inside my screen door and I can't get it out.English19·2 years agoGo to a local business, steal the bowl of business cards for a free dinner raffle, and start an immortalized game of connect 4 in your door.
They had to have meant The Dude, right? Right?
ngdev@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•You just need to pull yourself up by the bootstraps.English6·2 years agoExactly. When I was a kid, my parents gave me a job at the family business. It was great, they said I could work half days. I could do whatever i wanted with the other 12 hours.
needs its capabilities restricted
This is a bad take. How are you gonna do that? Force ECMA to scrap all the functionality deemed ‘bad’? Wave a magic tech wand? At the end of the day JS is a tool, and like any tool it can be abused for nefarious purposes. The issue is that advertisers abuse this tool, and the sites they pay to be shown on allow it. Not because insert scripting language exists.
ngdev@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Javascript is the most popular scripting language in use todayEnglish6·2 years agoI think they’re using definition three from Merriam-Webster
For all intents and purposes this comment triggered me