My grandma has a fern on her porch that she’s had since 1951.

Meanwhile every plant we buy and bring home is dead within a week.

Not true, before he went full cryptorasputin, he also started Square, which legitimately helped small businesses. Note that I’m not talking about cash app, that’s genz dogshit, and the entire cash team is a bunch of fucking cringey memelord zoomers.

Source: me, I worked there. I was proud of the work I did up until he lost his mind.

Wonder what he’d think if I had released all our source code on GitHub, since ip is bad now 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

ChickieKnobs

Agreed. I have one somewhere but I’m pretty sure it’s FireWire so it’s useless.

Still it was cool as hell at the time and the magnet base was rad.

Lmaooooooo get rekt.

As a treat!

They work it out like you would a math problem.

By using a pencil.

Electron is the devils own pile of shit

Mmmmmm no, Claude definitely is. You have to know what to ask it, but I generated and entire deadman’s switch daemon written in go in like an hour with it, to see if I could.

🙄 you might want to do some reading.

60k lol.

I regularly work with data in the 16tb range and weirdly my computer is fine. Git gud, doge scrubs.

Twenty dollar bill, I can set you straight

This is my favorite solo of his. The live version from “guitar” is amazing

Damn I literally heard this perfectly in their voices.

Who gives a shit

Well during the never sev0 I’m sure the shareholders will be satisfied with that.

Not yet, but I’m sure the hackers will figure it out.

That said, I’m done buying ebooks from Amazon. Loved my kindle, but replaced it with a kobo last year (after extracting my 500some books and stripping the drm from them).

Now it’s vendors who don’t include drm or libgen.

You know what they say: micro services, macro outages.

No such thing.