*sharted

they creamed thems… Sad

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not that protogen unfortunately

wait he’s not a fucking parody account?? i thought he was like. larping as an umbrella corp researcher

now you gotta add a nice sound for xp pickup and you’ve got a virtual dopamine dispenser

well i couldn’t do it with my samsung phone cos it won’t turn on or charge, so i tried it with an lg k8 (2017) and wouldn’t you know it lg only allows (allowed? is lg still around?) some for some of their phones to be unlocked. i hate device manufacturers

nvm it’s not even charging now :'3

i’ll try it thanks!

a matematician specializes in palgebra

this is unrelated to any real world events

if you can find a turbo-enCOBOL sneeble implementation sure

after the Great Science Cockup of '89 all scientists are overseen by a noir-style private investigator, the whiskey and cigar costs are high but they have solved ~8 murders per year since

according to the handful of people i’ve heard who got institutionalized, you do not want to be institutionalized

i’m pretty sure a nonreligious monasteary is just a commune

yet another example of how nothing you can possibly worldbuild could ever be weirder than reality

they’re also only kept from reaching immortality by their shells physical dimensions iirc?
the sea is a weird and wacky place

this is how you end up with that immortal snail that kills you

you chose where to place it:
https://ctan.mirror.garr.it/mirrors/ctan/graphics/pgf/contrib/coffeestains/coffeestains-en.pdf